2. Because being stuck somewhere without a bathroom is actually your worst nightmare.
Never. Again.
4. You carry Pepto-Bismol around with you at all times.
Because you never know when you need to take a shot.
5. You’ve been to see a gastroenterologist more times than you’d like to admit.
And they’re all like, “LOL, sorry, there’s no cure.”
6. Your stomach has its own tribal mating call.
And it makes it…a lot.
7. You know the struggle of wanting to eat something, but knowing if you do your insides will explode.
Miss you milkshakes. :/
8. And part of you feels like crying when you see a long waiting line for the bathroom.
WHY GOD, WHY????
10. Anything fried or spicy is your enemy.
12. And you have to be really careful what you eat on dates.
